I’m Special

Look what I got in the mail yesterday.



An exclusive getaway by invitation only. I’ll bet none of you got one. Jealous? You should be.

"It's been said that the sun never sets in beautiful Myrtle Beach, South Carolina." Really?? I wonder how that happens. I gotta see this.

"And it's especially true during the spring – the beach's 'secret season'." Shhhh.... don’t tell anyone. Especially not through any mass mailings.

"That is why we’re extending this special invitation...to visit...the #1 seaside vacation destination on the East Coast." I am packing my bags as I type this. (pretty good, eh?)

"...you’ll be among the fortunate...", yes I am fortunate, "...to be introduced to...an innovative, new Vacation Ownership concept..." WOW!!!!! This just gets better. Innovation is good, right?

I get 3 Days & 2 Nights accommodations plus two adult tickets to Carolina Opry Theater or Medieval Time Dinner & Tournament or $50 gift certificate at NASCAR SpeedPark all for $19.95. SWEEEEETT!!!!!! What could be better? Which should I pick?

"All we ask is that...you attend a 90-minute personal sales presentation of the special Vacation Ownership opportunities..." Hmmmm....... well they are 'special' opportunities for a special person like me. So why not?

"We’ve reserved a limited number...you must call within 15 days from the date this invitation is received..." I wonder how they know when I got it. No matter, where did I leave the phone?

"PS. Remember... this is a special offer..." Oh don't worry I won't forget.