Genius

So this guy, who we’ll call Joe, works for a luxury yacht builder in England. Joe decides he likes the yachts and wants one for himself. Unfortunately Joe does not have the $2 million it takes to get one of the lower cost yachts. So what does he do? He decides to smuggle out the parts he needs one at a time in his toolbox. Over seven years he manages to get about 700 pieces out. “We don't really know how he managed to get the radar mast and the widescreen TV and all the other bits he took home with him out of the building because there was supposedly quite strict security.”

You can read the story here on Marketplace if you like.

Anyway, I am thinking of going to work for Lamborghini.