Xmas Tree Decorating Take Three

So I am sitting back relaxing, sipping a rum and coke (I am taking a short break from Guinness) and admiring my Christmas tree when it occurs to me that even though it is truly beautiful it might not give a good impression of me. Lets say I sucker, I mean invite a nice woman to come over. What is she going to think when she sees the tree? Not to mention that my parents are coming into town for Christmas. So what do women like? They like things that sparkle. Right? Lights! Yeah, everyone likes lights.