Thursday, February 15, 2007

I am the father

When Bush broke into the regularly scheduled programs yesterday to hold some stupid press conference I thought, "Oh no, another man claiming to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's child." It turns out he wanted the babble on about something else. Then I thought. "Why not claim to be the father myself?" I could use the money. So I am making my announcement.

I am the father of Anna Nicole Smith's child.

4 Comments:

At 10:47 AM, Blogger Joel said...

In the interest of full disclosure and giving credit where credit is due. Lorree is the one who first made the joke about Bush announcing he was the father.

 
At 5:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can't be the father, I'm the father

 
At 1:05 PM, Blogger r.m said...

I thought the baby looked oddly familiar...

 
At 4:40 PM, Blogger Jilian said...

Joel - It appears you need to register with the Putative Father Registry.... http://fish-outta-water.blogspot.com/2007/02/anna-nicole-smith-and-bar-exam-studying.html

 

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